Theoretical Bitcoin Millionaire

Introducing "Theoretical Bitcoin Millionaire" collection for the trendy hacker tech aficionados! Our mind-boggling ensemble features hoodies with hidden pockets for your secret keys, T-shirts that emit a faint glow of blockchain enlightenment, and jeans with extra secure zippers to protect your virtual fortune. Be the chicest cyber-criminal with a sartorial flair! Disclaimer: No actual Bitcoin millionaires were harmed in the making of this collection.