Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code

Introducing the "Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code" clothing collection. Designed for the tech-savvy hackers with a side of humor and sarcasm. Embrace your inner coding machine with tees that declare your caffeine-fueled powers, hoodies that scream "I speak Java fluently," and hats that shield your genius brain from harmful UV rays. Get dressed, get coding, and let your style speak lines of laughter and binary brilliance.